Saturday, December 29, 2007
Date: Uh, New Year's Eve!
Place: 1 Bank Street #2M (Corner of Bank Street and Greenwich Avenue)
New York, NY
Time: Nine PM
Ps. Dear Ladies: Bring all your lady friends!
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Saturday night: 7:15pm
Before you head over to Josh and Katie's holiday party, tune your web browser to www.wmua.org if you would like to hear any of my first ever broadcast, calling the UMass men's basketball game vs. CCSU. It will be my voice you hear providing color commentary for the game. Oh the horror! Fortunately we are not the primary carriers of the game, so most fans will be assured of a quality broadcast elsewhere.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
so as this first semester comes winding down to a close, i've been reflecting on the first few months of med school.
this shit is expensive.
but i think i finally figured out where all the tuition money is going. sure, cornell talks big about their "educational center" and the remodeled anatomy lab. i've discovered that the cash i'm forking over is all going to one thing only: hiring B-level, cartoon and dead celebrities to teach us biochemistry and genetics.
did you know john belushi was an expert in metabolism?
peter griffin is teaching us cell signaling....
...and that dude from n'sync got fatter and now is a professor of pharmacology.
finally (and amazingly) cornell somehow found the mysterious fifth baldwin brother and got him to teach genetics:
but the best is yet to come: i've heard rumors that next semester we got robert duvall doing anatomy!!
Monday, December 17, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
Signed, Counselor Nad
DATE: The last weekend in MAY. MAY 31 and JUNE 1. (Open to other suggestions)
PLACE: NYC or perhaps Roommate Olympics in Greenport (Athas?)
ACTIVITIES: Open to suggestions. Although I am sure that a bonus point goes to the person that can retrieve the ONE Family Reunion T-shirt that is not directly in the family. Loss of one point to the person that actually gave away the T-Shirt.
* Team Boggle
* Triathalon (gaming, drinking, playing)
Rules, schedule and eligibility to come later
I will be working on this throughout the year... so start warming up! Get your partner hyped and BRING IT ON!
CHEERS! Weed. Friend, brother, secret lover.
JEERS! The Odor of
CHEERS! The Presence of Circle K in
JEERS! Pinkberry. Good work, Pinkberriers, removing every ounce of joy from your "ice cream." This is the perfect capper to sex with five condoms on.
CHEERS! A New Generation of Jewish Humor Dominance. Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan, Judd Apatow… Toda for the laughter.
JEERS! "Blood and Treasure." Specifically, the use of the phrase "blood and treasure" when media talking heads and/or politicians discuss the costs of
CHEERS! The Golden Age of Television. The writers strike may herald its end, but when you can name off the top of your head four shows you don't even have time to watch (The Wire, The Shield, Man Men, Weeds) that people you trust claim are the best on television—it's a high. Speaking of highs: the Lost season finale. Those who saw it… are forever changed.
R.I.P, Charlie, R.I.P. Spoiler Alert!
JEERS! Romney, Guiliani, McCain, Thompson, Huckabee. A
CHEERS! President Obama. Just so I can trot the globe with a big, "I don't hear you talkin' now, motherfuckers" grin on my face.
Let it be, let it be...
CHEERS! Basel. You can swim in the river that provides 80% of the city's electricity via hydropower. Switzerland, nicely played.
QUICK HITS ENTERTAINMENT JEERS: World War Hulk, the retarded brother on 24,
Maureen Dowd, sports posts on the blog (I know, I did one too), Chuck on Gossip Girl, hash.
QUICK HITS ENTERTAINMENT CHEERS: The Hold Steady, Guitar Hero III, iTunes, Serena on Gossip Girl, David Brooks in the post-Republican apocalypse era, This American Life, Speidi, the Dave Sandler 70s look, the Dog Bowl video.CHEERS! Mr. and Mrs. Ross. Congrats to the happy couple!
JEERS! Missing My Friends. No fun.
CHEERS! Seeing My Friends. Tons o' fun! And I'll be back in town for a couple days next week—so let's meet at some seasonally charged bar for a little mulled wine and lunacy!
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Also, check out New York Magazine. They've named White Rabbits as the Debut Album of the Year:
to the mothership!
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Concerned citizens, I was thinking about making a trip to Iowa for the caucus to see our man Barack. It's midweek and a 17 hour drive to Des Moines but I'm thinking it could be incredible, if you need convincing just sit tight through Oprah until Obama gets on stage. Brought a little mist to these cynical eyes.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
#1 She's always willing to help out!
#2 She's adorable!
#3 She has a fantastic sense of style.
#4 She's a great listener.
#5 She loves good food (just like we do!).
#6 Her curiosity is fearless.
.....and it goes on and on.....................there are at least 23 more reasons (heh) but my boss is about to sneak up behind me with an open stapler aimed at my jugular.