Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

New John Jay 8 Floor Plan

JOHN JAY

Floor 8

Room List

Room
Department
Room Type
NSF
800CRBUILDING SERVICESCorridor
1,299
800ECBUILDING SERVICESTelecommunication/Electrical
5
800FLJOHN JAY - CUUHLavatory/Shower-Female - URH
201
800JC1BUILDING SERVICESJanitor Area
17
800JC2BUILDING SERVICESJanitor Area
32
800MLJOHN JAY - CUUHLavatory/Shower-Male - URH
224
800PLBUILDING SERVICESLav-Public
26
800S1BUILDING SERVICESStairway
112
800S2BUILDING SERVICESStairway
112
800Z1BUILDING SERVICESElevator
104
800ZZBUILDING SERVICESShaft Space
21
801JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
112
802JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
123
803JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
113
804JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
103
805JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
115
806JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
116
807&8AJOHN JAY - CUUHDouble-WalkThru
109
807&8BJOHN JAY - CUUHDouble-WalkThru
119
809JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
127
810JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
118
812JOHN JAY - CUUHLounge
227
816JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
115
817JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
110
818JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
122
819JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
110
820JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
122
821JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
113
822JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
120
823JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
107
824JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
121
825JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
109
826JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
119
827JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
113
828JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
114
829JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
114
830JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
115
831JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
113
832JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
118
833JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
115
834JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
115
835JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
113
835AJOHN JAY - CUUHDouble
196
836JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
110
837JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
116
838JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
116
839JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
121
840&1AJOHN JAY - CUUHDouble-WalkThru
116
840&1BJOHN JAY - CUUHDouble-WalkThru
127
842JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
112
843JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
115
844JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
113
845JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
128
846JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
110
847JOHN JAY - CUUHSingle
122


Who lived where?

Part-time job for Sol

Dear Honey, The holidays have been a little rough on our checking account. I really need you to try to contribute more. Maybe you could get a part-time job & work a few extra hours a week. Here's a good job I found for you.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Makin' Friends

Raju has been ever so kind enough to let me stay at his apartment recently in my relatively homeless situation, and in that time I have been trying to make friends with his little buddy. I've found that he's an excited little dude, wanting to improve himself and emulate his big buddy as much as possible.

He's working on his musical skills...ladies love musicians.



He's seen Raju's style...



...and wants to improve his own as much as he can.



He also wants to be more mature.



Unfortunately he hasn't learned yet how to control his Irish nature, and got a little out of control.



I hope that last one isn't any kind of resentment about Raju's old job. I'm sure it's not. The Irish never suppress resentment.

Anyway, we all have our growing pains, but from what I've seen, he'll be a good guy once he gains a little more life experience.

The Assassination of Yogi Bear by the Coward Booboo


Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Most Amazing Thing I Saw At Disney World

An armada's worth of strollers...




Other curious item of note:

How did Chaucer possibly resist building his own lightsaber at Tatooine Traders? A seven step process where at each step you had 3-5 options of which piece to add. The only way I can imagine Chaucer not having to be strapped into his own stroller and dragged out of there by Julie is that he already owned pretty much everything in the store. That, or there's just way more sophisticated Star Wars stuff available in non-Disney packages.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Operation Ivy League


Another feather in Columbia's cap.

I wonder if the NYPD has any idea that they've only barely scratched the surface of what goes down uptown.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Friday, December 3, 2010

Evil Pussy


Ok, just one more.

Fuck You Kitty

Ladies and Gentlemen:

This is not a cat blog.

So Now That This Is A Cat Blog


One of the many demoralizing columns I have written to pay my bills includes this gem of a slide show: Cats in Hats! I promise there's only one picture of a cat giving birth.

CAT RANTS! By Professor Edwin J. Cattington (the Third, my good man!)

cute cat kitten jpeg jpg kitty pics pix feline furry friend cuteness!

Greetings, humans!!! I, Professor Edwin J. Cattington, leading expert in humanology, have taken to the digital realm in order to share my insights and observations into your... peculiar species. Given that my life's ambition is to murder a human an infant by sitting on its face while it sleeps (a goal I share with all my kind, btw) be warned--I shall pull no punches!


*If five years ago someone had told you that one of the biggest political controversies in the US would be the "birther movement," would you have had any idea what they were talking about?


*Kanye West should interrupt Leslie Nielsen's funeral to be like, "Hey, Ron Santo died this week, too!"

*90% of domestic abuse happens on Cyber Monday. Seriously!

*If all the nations of the world had to pick one nation to kill the founder of Wikileaks, they'd obviously pick Russia. Putin would skip over framing him for a sex crime and go right to uranium-tipped umbrella poking.

*Lady Gaga can't be this generation's Madonna. Madonna was hot.

*Is anyone else bothered by the Jewfro that one sheriff on The Walking Dead has? Is that not distracting? How is that character not named Eli?

*The World Cup in Qatar is like having the World Cricket Championship on top of a mountain in West Virginia.

*David Pogue is one of those random people who it's going to really upsetting when he dies.

*A new Tron movie could only have been made after everyone collectively forgot how shitty Tron was.

*Reading the trending searches on Yahoo! Buzz is like staring into the brain of a really, really stupid person.



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Fresh pull from a water birth... This ain't no cat blog, bitches.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Syl Johnson

Remember when I mentioned this (scroll down to 12/3) several weeks ago? Well now it's here.

Syl Johnson w/ The Sweet Divines at Southpaw on Friday 12/3.



It sounds like maybe he doesn't go on until midnight, and otherwise it's 60's soul night up to that point. And it's $15. I don't know, it's not ideal, but I still want to check it out, so let me know if any of the rest of you are interested. I will be arriving in BK early Friday evening.