hey amigos

so as this first semester comes winding down to a close, i've been reflecting on the first few months of med school.

this shit is expensive.

but i think i finally figured out where all the tuition money is going. sure, cornell talks big about their "educational center" and the remodeled anatomy lab. i've discovered that the cash i'm forking over is all going to one thing only: hiring B-level, cartoon and dead celebrities to teach us biochemistry and genetics.

did you know john belushi was an expert in metabolism?













peter griffin is teaching us cell signaling....













...and that dude from n'sync got fatter and now is a professor of pharmacology.












finally (and amazingly) cornell somehow found the mysterious fifth baldwin brother and got him to teach genetics:

















but the best is yet to come: i've heard rumors that next semester we got robert duvall doing anatomy!!