Monday, September 29, 2008

shana tova - 5769

happy jewish new year!
here's to good times, health, happiness, and peace.
you guys are awesome.



Generally hilarious, but Maher dropping knowledge on stereotypes at the end is pretty money.

Just "Too Easy"

When I say..."Too" say "Easy!"

It happens again...

How can the Mets let this happen on the last day of Shea Stadium?

Shoot the Mets bullpen.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

I actually feel sorry for her now

I mean, this is Miss South Carolina 2007 bad. I didn't even manage to watch the whole thing. Too painful.


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

this is the 'first lady' of france?

are you serious?
i mean, i know there has been some talk of sarah palin and VPILFs, but, for real?? i'm not saying that world markets wouldn't be in turmoil if we had a former model in the white house, but maybe if american politics wasn't all about "wholesome american values" and making sure everybody knew the candidates eat hamburgers (not arugula) and want to go fly-fishing, we could actually get some shit done around here.

MP3 Experiment. Saturday. Roosevelt Island. No Questions.

It is coming. You must obey.

Date: Saturday, September 27 (rain or shine)
Location: Governor's Island (detailed info below)
Time: The event will begin at exactly 3:15 PM. Arrive early and
remember to budget time for weekend subway service delays and lines to
get on the ferry. The event will be over at 4:06.
Wear: A Red, Blue, Yellow, or Green t-shirt.
Bring: An umbrella and an uninflated balloon.

1. Download this mp3 and put in on your mp3 player: DO NOT LISTEN TO IT. (Note: The filename for the track is
"mp3experiment_nyc.mp3″ and the album, artist, and track name will be "Mp3 Experiment 5.")

4. Wear a t-shirt that is one of the following colors: Red, Blue, Yellow, or Green.

5. Bring an umbrella and an uninflated balloon.

6. Bring a watch with a second hand (or use your cell phone if it displays seconds.) Before you leave, sync it up to this atomic clock: (Note the hours are off - just make sure your minutes and seconds are right.)

7. As 3:15 approaches, take a seat anywhere on the island. You can sit on the ground, a bench, wherever. Spread out and don't sit too close to others who look like they might be a part of it.

8. At exactly 3:15 PM, press play.

More details here, but the less you know, the better:

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Recoil Mush Palin

...would be my name if I were born to SP. Click on the title for the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator and find yer own!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Democrats, stop getting all democrat-y


Dear Loose Lips and Mr. Shamalamadingdong,

Could you cover politics in your next entry and tell my why the F this HUSSY is becoming so popular!??
I don't know how you will do it since all of her baby mamma drama is out and people STILL LIKE HER!!!!
I am very sad about the state of this country.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Thank God for Iraq

Stop blaming Bush! Apparently, the war in Iraq is a "task from God."

Although, I must say that my favorite line in this video is her cheer, "red-headed Sasquatch for Jesus!"