Coconut Nap

Guided Relaxation

White Rabbits rockin it in Beantown

That's Alex shredding in the foreground.

And that guy in the front row is no Bostonian. He's a traveling fan of the band. I met him after the show. Fun guy.

PROVING THE MAXIM

That all politics are personal

The New York Post, of course, reports that a concerted effort among the neighbors around West 30th between Seventh and Eighth avenues (or for anyone who thinks of Manhattan as a real-life Panopticon experiment, cellblocks 27-33) to ban parking on the weekends and end the reign of sexual terror on their streets has so far elicited little sympathy from chair of the Transportation Committee, Raju Mann. Though flustered residents say that discarded condoms and "other paraphernalia" carpet their sidewalks, Mann merely shrugs and reminds them that they live in the middle of a constant panoply of humanity in all its most grotesque and oppressive manifestations. "There's all kinds of problematic activity going on," says Mann, "like noise, violence, sexual activity and drug use." In other words, all New Yorkers have plenty to complain about and the residents of the West 30s should just grit their teeth and be thankful that the subway people haven't marshalled a city-wide rebellion (yet)

Link in full:

http://jezebel.com/5904515/manhattan-residents-of-car+sex-hotspot-call-for-a-parking-ban

Timeless Advice

Greetings from Asia

JJ8,

I have excellent news! It seems our reputation has reached the far east: Jay Jay Eight & Family is censored in Thailand and China.

Luckily, nothing is banned in Hong Kong.

And since it is now 2:30am Friday morning here, I felt I would contribute the following (with apologies to MBL):

FSJ--Asian style.

Special shout out to my boys Mushu and Won Ton.

White Rabbits at Webster Hall tonight

White Rabbits are playing a surprisingly early show tonight at Webster Hall. They go on around 8:30 or 9pm. The whole Even crew (minus Josh) is going and so should you! Do it!

KTE

**Also, I bought some tickets that I'm not using. If you want to go, don't buy online. I can sell you mine for way cheaper. Just let me know.

Loyal to the Core

Back from the Continent and feeling cultured.

The murder that could have been

I love Columbia sometimes. Let the more creative beat-offs among us substitute the characters.

It's Legal if It's For Charity

You're all used to me running my ass off for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society - now I'm selling it off in a Date Auction to help my friend and coach become LLS' Woman of the Year and raise a ton of money to fight blood cancer. Buy tickets (only $15 and it all goes to charity) then come and buy ME! In addition to doing good, supporting me and getting an AMAZING date that includes hiking and PUPPIES (http://www.discoveroutdoors.com/index.php/trips/sub/hike_hound_adopted_hound/), if you all come and pool your money together and make sure I go for a lot, you will save yourselves from my endless bitching if one of the other ladies or gentlemen makes more than I do. Win, win, win for everyone in the world. Click on the FOR SALE sign to buy tickets and mention me in your notes if you buy them so I could win free Yankees tickets - which I'll then give to one of you).

White Rabbits Video For "Temporary"

Watch it if you dare. Unless you are a loser. Burns the eyeballs.

Helen Mirren Go Home

Raquel Welch at 71

Holy Smokes