It's Legal if It's For Charity

You're all used to me running my ass off for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society - now I'm selling it off in a Date Auction to help my friend and coach become LLS' Woman of the Year and raise a ton of money to fight blood cancer. Buy tickets (only $15 and it all goes to charity) then come and buy ME! In addition to doing good, supporting me and getting an AMAZING date that includes hiking and PUPPIES (http://www.discoveroutdoors.com/index.php/trips/sub/hike_hound_adopted_hound/), if you all come and pool your money together and make sure I go for a lot, you will save yourselves from my endless bitching if one of the other ladies or gentlemen makes more than I do. Win, win, win for everyone in the world. Click on the FOR SALE sign to buy tickets and mention me in your notes if you buy them so I could win free Yankees tickets - which I'll then give to one of you).