Friday, August 17, 2012

Blinded Emails Return

Guess who wrote these missives from the past...


10/1/00


Oh what. 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the medical examiners .
. .
According to the IMDB, there is an original version of Nightwatch. The
Danish version, 1994, made by the same guy. I can't begin to imagine.
Another tidbit from the IMDB:
The broken girl who played the hooker has the following movies on her
resume:
Children of the Corn 666. The Haunting. Mimic. Mr. Murder. Death of a
Cheerleader. The Pornographer. Reform School Girl. 
And inexplicably . . . her debut came in Kindergarten Cop.
There is no doubt left, she is a professional broken bitch.


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2/13/01

some guy just came into 
cafe 212 
and said to 
his friend: 
"awesome sushi!, we need to 
get it"
then he told the lady behind
the counter i stole an apple 
when i didn't.

i have so much desire to pound on his face.

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5/6/01

I dream of Africa.  And i hate it.

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*Special bonus item: Guess the sender and the replier*

3/27/01

EMAIL:
Guys, I want to apologize for being a complete ass this morning. 
Sorry to have caused so many problems.  I have no excuse, I just slept
through. I'm sure you'll come up with some way to get back at me.

REPLY:
that would be the clock, the yellow door, the paint on the carpet,the lack of television, the time i ate your bacon, and once when i sneezed on leeann.


6 comments:

  1. 5/6/01 sounds like Dave "all balled up at the head office" Sandler

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  2. Gold!

    My (extremely low confidence) votes:

    #1 A double pump fake by JMF
    #2 I vaguely remember being accused of stealing an apple at JJs, but no memory of writing that. Seems too agressive to be MBL, but could it be anyway?
    #3 A now ironic Jon Ross??
    #4 Sweet email poetry; seems like classic Mangion/MBL exchange

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  3. Amazing gold from the archives!
    #1) MBL
    #2) Ben
    #3) JRo
    #4) Joe / MBL ; completely unsure

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  4. #2 is definitely Ben, I think I have that email archived somewhere too.

    #4 is clearly Jeremy, I think the responder is a dark horse Chaucer.

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  5. 1. Vintage MBL
    2. Ben
    3. Dave "African Civ" Sandler
    4. Jeremy v. Ben

    The sneeze on Leann was almost lost to history!

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  6. I am coming to this 3 weeks late it seems. But this just totally made my day. Well done, Chauc.

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