Joe, we have more important shit to worry about than what women wrap around their asses. Such as: Will the Mets ever compete in the NL again? If so, when, and how?
Before the natural submits his dissertation for review, let me try to pre-emptively summarize: no.
In lieu of a dissertation, for masochistic Mets fans that want to feel worse about the team's financial situation, click here.
Yeah, you guys are a mess. You should be out signing real major league talent like Freddy Garcia and Bartolo Colon.We're really looking to recapture the magic of the 2003 White Sox. I hear Esteban Loiza is available.