Monday, January 28, 2008

Idiotarod 2008: The Golden Shower Girls



Thank you for being a friend.
Travel down the road and back again.
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant.

And if you threw a party,
Invited everyone you knew,
You would see the biggest gift would be from me,
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend!



In the words of our competitors:

- I heard a lot of people complaining about the same team: golden shower girls. A few people were pretty sure that they were disaster vagina last year. I heard TONS of complaints about them last year. Jerks are like rotten eggs... it only takes one to spoil the lot.

- as far as "jerks" go, no one was even being a jerk, the golden shower girls were really friendly guys who were just trying to have as much fun as anyone else. if the race becomes somewhat like a foodfight, then that is the decision of the idiots running the race.

- the golden shower girls were dicks. one dude grabbed a bottle at the last checkpoint and was threatening people with it, all because he had his flag taken. A FUCKING BOTTLE. Fuck those guys.





2 comments:

  1. The cart was a masterpiece. Unfortunately, no good pictures were taken of it.

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  2. you girls (guys) are amazing. I almost peed myself reading the coverage of the idiotarod.

    Hilarious...wish I was there!

    Bravo! Way to represent JJ8 & the Fam.

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