I wasn't sure whether Matt or Katie would be the first to comment, but I was positive that Matt would have serious opinions on the merits of this list.
The definitive list won't come out for another fifty years, when the Chinese historian writing the definitive account of the downfall of American civilization includes an entire chapter on Internet cat pictures.
There's no way that photo is genuine. Those two are too perfectly dorky-eccentric to be real. He's got those pleated pants that are pulled up just a little too high, that tacky-but-trying-to-be-classy 70's era silk patterned shirt, that greasy hair, and that 70's era wispy mustache. She's got those leather pants, that star trek meets 80's couch pattern top, and that hair that looks like it wouldn't move in a hurricane. And both of them with those crazy-eyed smiles. It's too much. That has to be a staged photo.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but this year's list feels a bit lacking. Where are the Gyoza Cats? The Cattycakes? The Hermes' Favorite Activities?
ReplyDeleteWHERE THE FUCK IS MARU???
I wasn't sure whether Matt or Katie would be the first to comment, but I was positive that Matt would have serious opinions on the merits of this list.
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ReplyDeleteThe definitive list won't come out for another fifty years, when the Chinese historian writing the definitive account of the downfall of American civilization includes an entire chapter on Internet cat pictures.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way that photo is genuine. Those two are too perfectly dorky-eccentric to be real. He's got those pleated pants that are pulled up just a little too high, that tacky-but-trying-to-be-classy 70's era silk patterned shirt, that greasy hair, and that 70's era wispy mustache. She's got those leather pants, that star trek meets 80's couch pattern top, and that hair that looks like it wouldn't move in a hurricane. And both of them with those crazy-eyed smiles. It's too much. That has to be a staged photo.
ReplyDeleteRemember to dream a little, Joey.
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