Celebrate Brooklyn

FREE CONCERT THURSDAY NIGHT IN BROOKLYN (Click title for details)

It's supposed to be a great day, weather-wise.

The line up:

Justin Townes Earl

Punch Brothers

Hackensaw Boys

Rise of the Slipchine

Athas, what are you doing for your birthday?

Could it be this?

My New Favorite Thing Ever

Weinerlogues

NC-17 Beware!

Labor Day Weekend

I'm coming to NYC. Prepare accordingly.

The Bride Wore White

Nad, not too late for an overnight rush...(click title)

Dedicated to Athas and Joe

Enjoy! 

Simply the Best

ME AT NINE, PERFORMING TO MADONNA IN SUMMER '91! from Robert Jeffrey on Vimeo.

I performed to MADONNA's "VOGUE" in the Summer of 1991 when my parents took me to Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire. A business in the casino at the time gave tourists the chance to lip-synch to their favorite pop songs in front of a blue screen background, and I was lucky enough to partake that summer.



In honor of the twentieth anniversary of MADONNA's "TRUTH OR DARE" and in celebration of MADONNA's upcoming "W.E.", here is my nine year old self paying tribute to the woman who changed my life and continues to inspire me just as much today as twenty years ago.

I'm in too!

Thanks for adding me.

And.... I'm in!

Thanks SP!

Best Lobster Roll in NYC! John Dory Oyster Bar!

Nice Work Josh Even!!!!!!

From the desk of Sarah Palin.

THE RIDE

A Film by Sarah Palin

EXT. LEXINGTON – 1775 – NIGHT

A quiet evening in REAL AMERICA: A tree-lined street where hard-working folks are coming home after doing REAL WORK. Many men (and gals!) carry deer and elk on the backs of their snowmachines horses. Married couples, as defined as a union between a man and a woman, sit on their porches reading to their children about the traditional values that define this exceptional nation.

Your EVERYDAY AMERICAN BOY (blonde, blue-eyed, healthy) looks up from gutting a salmon to ask a question to his ORDINARY AMERICAN MOTHER (Reese Witherspoon-type).

TYPICAL AMERICAN BOY

Mother, teacher says America might to go to war!

TRADITIONAL AMERICAN MOTHER

Well, Johnny, the Democrat British government has gotten out of control, burdening us with Obamacare legislation the Stamp Act [??] we don't want and we can't afford. We might have to "take up arms" in order to rein in the out-of-control government and bring some common sense solutions back to Washington our nation's capital.

Suddenly, the PEACE of an evening spent at home with your loved ones is shattered by the thunderous HOOFBEATS of BRITISH TROOPS, who gallop down MAIN STREET, toppling over apple carts* and other small business ventures that really fuel our nation's economy when you think about it.

*-note visual metaphor

The British Overlord, GENERAL HUSSEIN (Eddie Murphy-type), surveys the townspeople, who are startled but MORE DETERMINED THAN EVER.

GENERAL HUSSEIN

(arrogantly)

Captain Biden?

CAPTAIN BIDEN (Don Knotts-type)

(stupidly)

Duh, yes my master, I mean, Captain Hussein?

GENERAL HUSSEIN

(out-of-touchly)

Have we not been here for SEVEN YEARS???

CAPTAIN BIDEN

Even I know that!

GENERAL HUSSEIN

(foreignly)

And yet these Americans are still TOO FREE. Don't they realize the GOVERNMENT knows what's best for them? Take their arms, give the women abortions, and burn their Bibles!

MANLY OFF-SCREEN VOICE

NOT ON MY WATCH!

The camera slams like a fact in the face of what some are now calling the lame stream media to reveal: PAUL REVERE (Ronald Reagan/Todd Palin-type) on his famous ride.

PAUL REVERE

I'm here to WARN YOU, British troops, that you won't be takin' away our arms. RING THE BELLS!

Suddenly, all the ORDINARY FOLKS produce bells. Their clamor deafens the government beurocrats who want to tell you how to live British soldiers.

Paul Revere rides around them in circles, firing those WARNING SHOTS in the air.

PAUL REVERE

I'm warning you, British officials who live up there in Washington London! We are gonna be secure and we are gonna be armed!

TYPICAL AMERICAN BOY

And are we gonna be free????

PAUL REVERE

YOU BETCHA!!!!

THE END.

Testing

Is this thing on? Hello. 1, 2, 3. Hellllllllooooo.

Mission bootlegging bootleg

JJ8, it's been 10 years, our reunion is 18 hours away and we have our first mission. Bootleg is well, bootleg, and does not have a ticket. We need to get bootleg to reunions! Prepare decoys, stunts, pranks, weapons. Bootleg will not be left behind!

10 Years Later

Tomorrow @ 6:30: Cocktails and Dinner on campus.

Pre-cocktails cocktails? Mattie-O, you better be there.