Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Charlie Sheen should be Jay-Z's swagger coach.

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
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4 comments:

  1. I. M. BloggingMarch 3, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    Or Tyson's.

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  2. StomperMarch 3, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    Whoa there. Wherever this illustrious program is, I am sure both Tyson and Charlie Sheen tenured professors there.

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  3. The ContessaMarch 7, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    I believe Tyson and Sheen are tenured professors in the Beating the Shit Out of Women Program, specializing in Substance Abuse as an Excuse.

    Am I totally unamused and unamusing about this asshole? You're fucking right I am.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/04/opinion/04holmes.html?_r=1&emc=eta1

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  4. Mattie-OMarch 7, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    As annoyed as I often am at Jezebel's insistence on turning EVERYTHING into an issue of gender politics, they certainly have a point w/r/t Cholly.

    Then again, maybe it's just that I want to punch the next person who says "winning" in the face, with brass knuckles.

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