Whoa there. Wherever this illustrious program is, I am sure both Tyson and Charlie Sheen tenured professors there.
I believe Tyson and Sheen are tenured professors in the Beating the Shit Out of Women Program, specializing in Substance Abuse as an Excuse. Am I totally unamused and unamusing about this asshole? You're fucking right I am. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/04/opinion/04holmes.html?_r=1&emc=eta1
As annoyed as I often am at Jezebel's insistence on turning EVERYTHING into an issue of gender politics, they certainly have a point w/r/t Cholly.Then again, maybe it's just that I want to punch the next person who says "winning" in the face, with brass knuckles.