Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Charlie Sheen should be Jay-Z's swagger coach.

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."


  1. Whoa there. Wherever this illustrious program is, I am sure both Tyson and Charlie Sheen tenured professors there.

  2. I believe Tyson and Sheen are tenured professors in the Beating the Shit Out of Women Program, specializing in Substance Abuse as an Excuse.

    Am I totally unamused and unamusing about this asshole? You're fucking right I am.

  3. As annoyed as I often am at Jezebel's insistence on turning EVERYTHING into an issue of gender politics, they certainly have a point w/r/t Cholly.

    Then again, maybe it's just that I want to punch the next person who says "winning" in the face, with brass knuckles.