(917) 1:48am: Thanks, assholes
(413) 9:12am: I am just glad you're alive
(917) I assume you mean sol. I wasn't in any danger of dying. He was. Cause I almost murdered him.
(413) Have pity on him. And Raju. What a slopfest... I am impressed you didn't murder all of us by now...
(917) I'll be stopping by later to vomit all over your apt.
(917) Also I would have murdered him if he didn't keep saying "don't kill me" so pathetically every time I threatened him last night.
(413) Oh Sol, oh humanity... I blame the waitress who made us order the "Wingding"
(413) I am really sorry about the mess. If it makes you feel better, I called Jon Ross at two AM, and then was too drunk to say anything