Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Oof.

"Hey, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. Just have it as your telephone number. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."

6 comments:

  1. I don't know if it's perverse of me to think this way, but part of me wishes that I could become mega famous just to see if I would end up doing the same dumb stuff they all seem to end up doing.

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  2. Is this true? If so, this chick must be the best lay in the world for Tiger to risk a $500MM divorse.

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  3. Apparently it's true. My sister played me the audio. It certainly sounds like Tiger.

    This is definitely the perfect scandal, as it brings together rabid dork sports bloggers and catty gay entertainment bloggers. Get Sarah Palin involved and the Internet might simply explode.

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  4. Christy, I know it doesn't take money and fame to be an asshole, but money and fame do bring attention. When you have them, all manner of people come out of the woodwork that want a piece of you. And some of those people, like crazy hot chicks, could seem kind of fun to get involved with...not to mention all the other crazy fun stuff one would be able to do just by being famous. And the other side of the attention coin means that anything you do will be made public.

    So if I were married to a swedish super-model, would I be banging cocktail waitresses two at a time? And if I were, would I be leaving a text and voicemail trail a mile long?

    I think it's time for a social experiment where we devise a way to make me mega rich and famous to see how I respond.

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  5. answers.com has just the (boring) ticket:
    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_get_Rich_and_Famous_independently

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