*Recently I saw someone measuring precisely 6 inches (or whatever) off a giant sub to cut each person the same size sandwich. This kind of thing is "very Swiss."
*Lebowski quote of the moment: "As if we would ever DREAM of taking your bullshit money!!" -- Walter. So good.
*I was just thinking: What was the most likely murder to have occurred on JJ8 the year we all lived there? I nailed the answer, too: Alejandro killing Claudia. At the time it was, like, even odds to happen.
*As Josh S.'s manager, here is what I suggest: He pitch a show called Hipster Chef. Every week, Josh (dressed as a hipster) prepares some ironic, consumerist, but also organic and gourmet-level recipe. (The first week could be "Free Range Green Eggs and Corn Fed Hickory Smoked Ham.") The best part: In-studio band White Rabbits.
*Clinton met personally with those American journalists in North Korea. Can you imagine being stuck in a North Korean prison, facing 15 years of hard labor, and Bill Fucking Clinton walks in the door? How earth-shatteringly intense is that moment? They might as well have sent Jack Bauer! There is absolutely no one I would rather have walk through the door in that situation, no one.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
I just saw that headline about Bill Clinton on nytimes.com...then I saw a headline about the sharp increase in male rape victims in Congo as a new appalling feature of the military conflict there. Then I read this line...
ReplyDeleteThe United Nations already considers eastern Congo the rape capital of the world...
Damn.
What if Jesus walked through the door?
ReplyDelete