york avenue in this neighborhood seems to create conditions for the 'perfect storm' of honking. immediate proximity to the FDR. tons and tons of cabbies. waaaaay too much entitlement. people driving around thinking about how much money they have since they don't need to be earning it at a job. ambulances. small-dogs darting over through traffic. an abnormally high meat-head quotient. fuckin' a.
which leads me to the point i would like to make:
motorists of york ave., will you please, please, please SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
it's crazy, i tell you. absolutely brain-melting, homicide-inducing crazy. i long to throw rocks through cabby's windshields, or my overpriced coffee cup through the open windows of the SUV-driving hordes. my anger at these fuck heads is matched only by my shock at the revenge fantasies my normally peace-loving brain is coming up with. what the fuck man!??! arrrrrrrggghhhhh!!!
love,
j rocket
p.s. stay tuned for the next installment: "neighbor's dog, will you please stop your yapping and shut the fuck up!!"
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i wish you hadnt alerted me to the incidence of obnoxious east side honking. this morning, i was awoken by the very same perpetrators on 2nd ave from the 21st floor!!!!
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