Sunday, August 5, 2007
No Picture. Whether it means anything or not, I just threw up in front of my parents because of alcohol. I'm not even remotely ashamed becase I was forced into a compact car situation before I was ready. But is there even something I should be ashamed of? I don't think so. I almost feel like it's their fault despite the fact that it was my cousin's engagement party. I needed some chillout time....and, yes, my brother and sister who were squeezed into the back seat of the car with me were just fine. I just lost it........Say something...
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what were you drinking? and eating? i need to get a visual on the type of puke. i've never puked in front of my parents after drinking....but i did puke in the van of the parents of the bride after a wedding reception.
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ReplyDeletewow. this blog entry is brilliance - word for word. i think when the blog was created, this post was what was envisioned.
ReplyDelete"no picture." what a fantastic opener. another bit of excellence was blaming the parents "even though it was the cousin's party" - taking joe right out of the equation. but the best line is "forced into a compact car situation" - pure goodness. i am totally blown away.
bravo. bravo.
ReplyDeleteAdz: time to update your superlatives. Best blog entry goes to the natural. no question.
ReplyDeletei've been laughing at the "compact car situation" for hours.
the only thing more impressive than the entry itself is the lack of remorse.
Wow! I can't stop laughing right now. I have no memory of making that post. I guess I was drunker than I thought last night. Perhaps I do deserve some of the blame afterall, though I'm still not at all ashamed. And everything is cool today, so no worries anyway.
ReplyDeleteDrunk bolgging is amazing.
Pure genius...
ReplyDeleteJoe, by any chance were you in a volkswagon bug with 10 mexicans...probably not...therefore...you dont know what a compact car situation is!
Do I detect a hint of jealousy from Sol? Best blog post envy?
ReplyDeleteWe all definitely need to do our part to ensure that "compact car situation" enters the popular lexicon. Joe, you did not puke in vain.
ReplyDeleteNo Picture will join "call me ishmael" and "en un lugar de la mancha" with the great opening lines in literary history.
ReplyDeleteYou don't remember blogging? MAN! This post only gets better.
ReplyDeleteDrunk blogging is the new drunk dialing!
ReplyDeleteoh, and I think you very brilliantly foreshadowed this post in your comments on the kitten naming. Just tell your parents that your friends' choice of infant feline nomenclature caused a spontaneous release of partially digested sustenance and gastric juices. Works for me every time.
ReplyDeleteUPDATE: Best blog entry goes to Joe and his compact car situation. Excellent!! It only gets better...
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