LOOSE LIPS!!!
No more will the salacious secret lives of JJ8ers and their friends, lovers, and animal companions go undocumented! Loose Lips is putting its eye to the keyhole, its ear to the door, its nose in the air for the whiff of rumor and intrigue. Be warned, happy-go-lucky twenty-somethings! The next time you wake up beside a certain secret so-and-so, you might just spit your morning Joe all over your iBook to see—the whole blog is onto you!
Got a Tip for Loose Lips??? Email with guaranteed anonymity to
TipsForLooseLips@hotmail.com
All rumors will be reported as fact—no substantiation necessary!!
Rumor! There was much bravado when a certain brunette member of the JJ8osphere discussed squaring off against one of New York's most celebrated urban planners in a summer-long sex-off. But Loose Lips wonders if the bravado was false, and our brunette has in fact been a one-guy gal these past few months… Might the Mann have taken the day had the bet been made? Is the appeal of a law degree and air conditioning stronger than that of besting a founding member of the JJ8osphere in the Game o' Fuck??
Speculation! Why is this man smiling???
Got a Tip for Loose Lips??? Email with guaranteed anonymity to
TipsForLooseLips@hotmail.com
All rumors will be reported as fact—no substantiation necessary!!
Rumor! There was much bravado when a certain brunette member of the JJ8osphere discussed squaring off against one of New York's most celebrated urban planners in a summer-long sex-off. But Loose Lips wonders if the bravado was false, and our brunette has in fact been a one-guy gal these past few months… Might the Mann have taken the day had the bet been made? Is the appeal of a law degree and air conditioning stronger than that of besting a founding member of the JJ8osphere in the Game o' Fuck??
Speculation! Why is this man smiling???
This snapshot raised some eyebrows around Loose Lips International Headquarters! Note the happy grin, the unwashed hair, the sleepy eyes… Could that be post-coital bemusement on the face of New York's Favorite Master of the Engineering Arts?? But who was the recipient of the Rosales treatment??? A Nicaraguan native… or someone closer to home…!? Developing!
A Pug Too Far?! The Cornerstone Couple of the JJ8osphere might want to start keeping one of their beloved pugs on a shorter leash! But this is no joking matter—those who've seen the dumpling-dubbed dog in action recently worry that he's escalated from recreational weed to an unsteady diet of pain killers, ecstasy, and sleeping pills. Worse, he's been spending the family gambling money to unleash the Red Rocket on cat prostitutes!! Yuck! Loose Lips volunteers to lead the intervention!
Blind Item! One member of the JJ8osphere sure likes the prospects for wedding bells for a local chef extraordinaire and the sister of a member of one of NYC's hottest bands. This native JJ8er bet $100 the nuptials would occur. Who made the bet...? Only Loose Lips knows for sure!
Heard a rumor? Saw something unsightly? Want to clarify the above or add fuel to the fire? Want to make something up? Insert the tip in the Loose Lips inbox! TipsForLooseLips@hotmail.com
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let the gilded age of the blog begin!
ReplyDeleteIntriguing idea formulated over brunch yesterday between 4 blog contributers...
ReplyDeleteWe create a communal username and password (e.g. username: john jay, password: eight) for the purpose of making truly anonymous posts of rumors, etc.
Joe, coy silence regarding your apparent/alleged sex act in Nica? Something you'd like to clarify?
ReplyDeleteFor the record, that was JOSH who just posted. Joe, lots of love.
ReplyDeleteA very high,
Jules B
there go 10 years of friendship.
ReplyDeleteJosh did Julie come up with this Page Six idea...it seems right up her alley.
ReplyDeleteIts brilliant.
Bravo!
As Wonton and Mushu's publicist...they are both on record saying "NO COMMENT."
I get the credit for the Loose Lips idea. The credit, and the broken friendships. Raju, I'll do what it takes to rebuild what's been broken.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where tip #1 came from, but I'm almost positive that there's nothing going on between Les and Athas. Stop spreading unfounded rumors, josh!
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