to brace myself for the storm of bacteria invading my body i went to the brooklyn public library last night and took out three movies and two books. last night i watched buffalo '66. for some reason i had been avoiding it since it was released but it turns out to be quite good. afterwards, my curiosity about vincent gallo piqued, i turned to google. the man, based on buffalo '66, was a good actor, director, screenwriter, songwriter in addition to being a former motorcycle racer. a fairly impressive set of credentials. anyway what i stumbled upon was: http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html. a website where vincent gallo not only offer trinkets for sale but also offers up himself for a night or weekend to:
Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way Jose.
he charges 50K for the night. wasn't sure what to make of it.
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Does anybody think that pic looks like a perversion of Ben?
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better Rajucito!
i did. it was weird.
ReplyDeleteVery confused. Is that NOT Ben?
ReplyDeleteI intially thought that it was a picture that Ben and Cassie had staged....Ben's head, Cassie's legs.
ReplyDeleteActually, the whole body is Ben's. You guys didn't know that he has such shapely legs? He was trying on the dress he's wearing to prom.
ReplyDeletemaybe this means i can offer myself up as a discount option on vincentgallo's website; like 25,000dollars for the night, all takers... Raju, if you're still not feeling better check out High Noon - best of my recent netflix'ins - apparently Bill Clinton saw it 17 times during the Monica Lewinsky trial so maybe it has a palliative effect.
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