Friday, March 16, 2007

Junkies Celebrate St. Patrick's Day With Green Heroin



In an attempt to avoid my previous/typical St. Patrick's Days experience [barfing green beer all over midtown, waiting in long lines at crappy bars lined with crappy Shamrock's, being accidentally gay-bashed watching the parade] I was hoping to rope a few of you into something more ambitious... perhaps a goodmorning Guiness, followed by a brunch of cornedbeef&cabbage, followed by a field trip to Woodlawn, Woodside, or BreezyPoint [the big three interms of IrishDensity] [Intensity] [& Number of Drunken Green Titties Per Person], followed by a bar crawl around said neighborhoods.

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