Friday, January 16, 2009

Bird Test

This killed me. (excerpt from NYTimes)

All commercial airplane engines are required to pass a “bird strike” test before they can be certified for use. Engine manufacturers, including CFM International, which produced the engines on the US Airways Airbus A320 involved in Thursday’s sudden landing, test the engines physically and through computer simulation.

In the physical tests, the engines are revved to full power inside a test facility and absorb various kinds of birds, from those the size of sparrows to those the size of herons, one at a time. (The birds are already dead.) The engines also ingest multiple birds meant to simulate a collision with a flock, said Matthew Perra, a spokesman for the engine manufacturer Pratt & Whitney.

To pass the test, engines must keep operating after the collision, maintaining enough power to take off, fly around the airport and land the plane safely, he said. That is because a jet with two engines has to be able to take off on 50 percent power.


I guess it makes perfect sense. But where do they get the dead birds? Are they picking them up off the side of the road? Do they buy them from bird farms and kill them? What about using fake birds? Can you picture people starting up a jet engine and then releasing dead birds into it? Is it wrong of me to find this so funny?

Sunday, January 11, 2009

DimSum Engagement

May your lives together be as non-biodegradable as the fish balls! Congrats Sol/Ash, Josh/Katie & Jon/Renana. Huzzah!

Friday, January 9, 2009

H$G Presents: LIQUID BUENO



HOTTIE$ GALORE presents:

LIQUID BUENO

January 15th, 16th, 17th. 8:30pm.

at The Kraine Theater. (85 E. 4th btwn Bowery and 2nd, downstairs from KGB Bar)

tix $12
please reserve at hotties_galore05@yahoo.com

The Palm Tree Expedition

I don't know. Could any of those guys be the great great grandfather of this brave explorer?

The Nimrod Expedition


I kid you not.  Anyone look familiar?

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

Please help me come to terms with my 30th birthday!

The where:
Jimmy's No. 43
(43 E. 7th Street, btwn. 2nd/3rd Ave)
http://www.jimmysno43.com/

The when:
9:00PM until 9:ooAM

The why:
Debauchery and sheet cake are the only things that are going to get me out of my twenties. Also, there is much to celebrate--weddings, engagements, the new year...

The how (to reach me while I'm in the States):
917-553-1899


Looking forward to see you all soon!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

message for the cat

athas, the neighborhood wants to let kitty know:



p.s. can you believe the blog is 2 years old??
p.p.s. we'll put up a wedding picture or two soon
p.p.p.s slippey!!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009