Showing posts with label guiness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guiness. Show all posts

Friday, March 16, 2007

Junkies Celebrate St. Patrick's Day With Green Heroin



In an attempt to avoid my previous/typical St. Patrick's Days experience [barfing green beer all over midtown, waiting in long lines at crappy bars lined with crappy Shamrock's, being accidentally gay-bashed watching the parade] I was hoping to rope a few of you into something more ambitious... perhaps a goodmorning Guiness, followed by a brunch of cornedbeef&cabbage, followed by a field trip to Woodlawn, Woodside, or BreezyPoint [the big three interms of IrishDensity] [Intensity] [& Number of Drunken Green Titties Per Person], followed by a bar crawl around said neighborhoods.