Would You Rather Be...

...a muppet or a pug?



I mean, life looks pretty sweet.

They love Sprite in Germany

1 year later....

her parents are really proud.

New John Jay 8 Floor Plan

JOHN JAY

Floor 8

Room List
Room	Department	Room Type	NSF
800CR	BUILDING SERVICES	Corridor	1,299
800EC	BUILDING SERVICES	Telecommunication/Electrical	5
800FL	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Lavatory/Shower-Female - URH	201
800JC1	BUILDING SERVICES	Janitor Area	17
800JC2	BUILDING SERVICES	Janitor Area	32
800ML	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Lavatory/Shower-Male - URH	224
800PL	BUILDING SERVICES	Lav-Public	26
800S1	BUILDING SERVICES	Stairway	112
800S2	BUILDING SERVICES	Stairway	112
800Z1	BUILDING SERVICES	Elevator	104
800ZZ	BUILDING SERVICES	Shaft Space	21
801	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	112
802	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	123
803	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	113
804	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	103
805	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	115
806	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	116
807&8A	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Double-WalkThru	109
807&8B	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Double-WalkThru	119
809	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	127
810	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	118
812	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Lounge	227
816	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	115
817	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	110
818	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	122
819	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	110
820	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	122
821	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	113
822	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	120
823	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	107
824	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	121
825	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	109
826	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	119
827	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	113
828	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	114
829	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	114
830	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	115
831	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	113
832	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	118
833	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	115
834	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	115
835	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	113
835A	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Double	196
836	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	110
837	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	116
838	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	116
839	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	121
840&1A	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Double-WalkThru	116
840&1B	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Double-WalkThru	127
842	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	112
843	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	115
844	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	113
845	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	128
846	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	110
847	JOHN JAY - CUUH	Single	122

Who lived where?

Part-time job for Sol

Dear Honey, The holidays have been a little rough on our checking account. I really need you to try to contribute more. Maybe you could get a part-time job & work a few extra hours a week. Here's a good job I found for you.

Year in Review - by Obama and Biden

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Where in the World is My Work Ethic?

Try this game. Good fun:

www.geosense.net

If this actually works. WOW.

Well, it isn't a new show

Jiggle the Knob - watch more funny videos

...but definitely a good way to spend 30 minutes.

Makin' Friends

Raju has been ever so kind enough to let me stay at his apartment recently in my relatively homeless situation, and in that time I have been trying to make friends with his little buddy. I've found that he's an excited little dude, wanting to improve himself and emulate his big buddy as much as possible.

He's working on his musical skills...ladies love musicians.



He's seen Raju's style...



...and wants to improve his own as much as he can.



He also wants to be more mature.



Unfortunately he hasn't learned yet how to control his Irish nature, and got a little out of control.



I hope that last one isn't any kind of resentment about Raju's old job. I'm sure it's not. The Irish never suppress resentment.

Anyway, we all have our growing pains, but from what I've seen, he'll be a good guy once he gains a little more life experience.

The Assassination of Yogi Bear by the Coward Booboo

The Most Amazing Thing I Saw At Disney World

An armada's worth of strollers...




Other curious item of note:

How did Chaucer possibly resist building his own lightsaber at Tatooine Traders? A seven step process where at each step you had 3-5 options of which piece to add. The only way I can imagine Chaucer not having to be strapped into his own stroller and dragged out of there by Julie is that he already owned pretty much everything in the store. That, or there's just way more sophisticated Star Wars stuff available in non-Disney packages.

Don't you love it when your favorite celebrities validate your love?

Also This

Lion Pride part 2

Gross. It must suck to be a fundraiser for CU this year.

Midweek Merle

Operation Ivy League

Another feather in Columbia's cap.

I wonder if the NYPD has any idea that they've only barely scratched the surface of what goes down uptown.

To Anyone Else Who Hates Cat Pictures with Every Fiber of Their Being...

I'm very sorry.

Just. Can't. Resist.

(Cat and Stool)

w/ apologies to the CornerMan

Cats

Ok,

You people have gone overboard. The cats MUST go. I can't take it anymore. Seriously. We're done with cats and done with scale-filled water babies.

Cats and a Stool

Rat Snog

Gat Dog

Bat Clog

Cat on a Flat Box

Cat in a Cold Box

Cat Box Blog

Cat in the Box Blog

Evil Pussy

Ok, just one more.

Fuck You Kitty

Ladies and Gentlemen:

This is not a cat blog.

So Now That This Is A Cat Blog

One of the many demoralizing columns I have written to pay my bills includes this gem of a slide show: Cats in Hats! I promise there's only one picture of a cat giving birth.

CAT RANTS! By Professor Edwin J. Cattington (the Third, my good man!)

cute cat kitten jpeg jpg kitty pics pix feline furry friend cuteness!

Greetings, humans!!! I, Professor Edwin J. Cattington, leading expert in humanology, have taken to the digital realm in order to share my insights and observations into your... peculiar species. Given that my life's ambition is to murder a human an infant by sitting on its face while it sleeps (a goal I share with all my kind, btw) be warned--I shall pull no punches!

*If five years ago someone had told you that one of the biggest political controversies in the US would be the "birther movement," would you have had any idea what they were talking about?

*Kanye West should interrupt Leslie Nielsen's funeral to be like, "Hey, Ron Santo died this week, too!"

*90% of domestic abuse happens on Cyber Monday. Seriously!

*If all the nations of the world had to pick one nation to kill the founder of Wikileaks, they'd obviously pick Russia. Putin would skip over framing him for a sex crime and go right to uranium-tipped umbrella poking.

*Lady Gaga can't be this generation's Madonna. Madonna was hot.

*Is anyone else bothered by the Jewfro that one sheriff on The Walking Dead has? Is that not distracting? How is that character not named Eli?

*The World Cup in Qatar is like having the World Cricket Championship on top of a mountain in West Virginia.

*David Pogue is one of those random people who it's going to really upsetting when he dies.

*A new Tron movie could only have been made after everyone collectively forgot how shitty Tron was.

*Reading the trending searches on Yahoo! Buzz is like staring into the brain of a really, really stupid person.

Hot or Not?

Fresh pull from a water birth... This ain't no cat blog, bitches.

Syl Johnson

Remember when I mentioned this (scroll down to 12/3) several weeks ago? Well now it's here.

Syl Johnson w/ The Sweet Divines at Southpaw on Friday 12/3.



It sounds like maybe he doesn't go on until midnight, and otherwise it's 60's soul night up to that point. And it's $15. I don't know, it's not ideal, but I still want to check it out, so let me know if any of the rest of you are interested. I will be arriving in BK early Friday evening.