good luck christy!

kick some ass tomorrow!

I don't know about this dinosaur puppet..

...but Brothers is probably their best album yet.

Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

November 13, 2002 | ISSUE 38• The Onion

08.27.09 WASHINGTON, DC—Seeking to stem a four-year decline in freaky Yolandas throwing they titties on U.S. glass, U.S. Sen. Mix-A-Lot (B-WA) introduced sweeping new putting-'em-on-glass legislation Tuesday. "Now listen up, Uncle Sam / I wanna see soul sistas pressin' that ham / Make me say damn / I wanna rear-end 'em / So I'm callin' a Senate referendum / Bounce by the ounce don't make no fun / I'll take 'em by the ton, son," Mix-A-Lot said. "Don't hand this bill down to no committees / 'Cause Mix don't wait on monster titties / Note to my colleague Tom Daschle / That if the babies be gettin' bashful / No melons droppin' on my windshield / So get them nudie laws repealed." Mix-A-Lot then gave props to the authors of H.R. 1610, from which several key clauses were sampled.

CHOO CHOO!

Dear Family,

I miss you.... can we choo-choo-choose the next destination, time and place for family reunion?

RELEASE THE KRAKEN, BITCHES!

Who's up for Clash of the Titans tonight? I'm not down with the new 3-D craze, but what the hey.

Regular-Q

Is it too early (or too short notice) for a BBQ in the park tomorrow?

Let's do it.

More Death

So a couple of things here:

1) In case you haven't heard Freddy's is closing on April 30th - THIS Friday (the day before the derby-q). I imagine it will be a total car/train/airplane wreck of a night.

2) Donald O' Finn - the older dude who manages and bartends - has a youtube channel with a lot of great things, among them is this real gem of a song about the end of Freddy's. I listened to it about 11 times in a row.

http://www.youtube.com/user/prognosisgrim?aia=true#p/u/48/Wvfmu_LvLKU

3) This is really too bad.

Tuckman Derby-Que!

I hope this gif flashes bc it is hilarious. I have Kelly Ulcak's weddin in Houston that weekend but should be fun rooftop times!

xoxo-n

From JFK 2 LAX

Even if the gift wasn't quite unlimited, I'm gonna miss ya... RIP Guru... Rhymes from a time when hip-hop hadn't been completely monetized and monotonized.

(and there is no bigger fuck-you to my sense of youth than a 90s hip-hop all-star dropping dead of natural causes) (self-sniffles son)

Hot-t-t-t

The original video is unembeddable, so click the title. Suffice it to say: HOMINA-HOMINA-HOMINA!