Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
!!!!UPDATED!!!! BY NOW It's Tuesday!!, But NO!!, You DO NOT Need to Kill Yourself!
And LET US NEVER SPEAK OF IMEEM AGAIN. Fucks!
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More SOON! We promise!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
ALERT
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Tristanfest!
Opportunity to help in more ways than one
1. Next Saturday, April 4, the UMass MBAers will be hosting an all day beer olympics, so if any of you want to pay a visit to Amherst, next weekend could be a fun time to do it. Teams are of 5, and it's open to anyone to participate.

2. I will be in NYC this weekend (arriving a few hours from now). I would love to see you all. Also, if anyone has a tape recorder, it would be a big help to me. I need to do a focus group for one of my classes, so maybe a discussion around brunch or dinner or something should be in order.
family strife
(but the fallout is hilarious! - click here)

