If this actually works. WOW.

Well, it isn't a new show

Jiggle the Knob - watch more funny videos

...but definitely a good way to spend 30 minutes.

Makin' Friends

Raju has been ever so kind enough to let me stay at his apartment recently in my relatively homeless situation, and in that time I have been trying to make friends with his little buddy. I've found that he's an excited little dude, wanting to improve himself and emulate his big buddy as much as possible.

He's working on his musical skills...ladies love musicians.



He's seen Raju's style...



...and wants to improve his own as much as he can.



He also wants to be more mature.



Unfortunately he hasn't learned yet how to control his Irish nature, and got a little out of control.



I hope that last one isn't any kind of resentment about Raju's old job. I'm sure it's not. The Irish never suppress resentment.

Anyway, we all have our growing pains, but from what I've seen, he'll be a good guy once he gains a little more life experience.

The Assassination of Yogi Bear by the Coward Booboo

The Most Amazing Thing I Saw At Disney World

An armada's worth of strollers...




Other curious item of note:

How did Chaucer possibly resist building his own lightsaber at Tatooine Traders? A seven step process where at each step you had 3-5 options of which piece to add. The only way I can imagine Chaucer not having to be strapped into his own stroller and dragged out of there by Julie is that he already owned pretty much everything in the store. That, or there's just way more sophisticated Star Wars stuff available in non-Disney packages.

Don't you love it when your favorite celebrities validate your love?

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Lion Pride part 2

Gross. It must suck to be a fundraiser for CU this year.

Midweek Merle

Operation Ivy League

Another feather in Columbia's cap.

I wonder if the NYPD has any idea that they've only barely scratched the surface of what goes down uptown.