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Evil Pussy

Ok, just one more.

Fuck You Kitty

Ladies and Gentlemen:

This is not a cat blog.

So Now That This Is A Cat Blog

One of the many demoralizing columns I have written to pay my bills includes this gem of a slide show: Cats in Hats! I promise there's only one picture of a cat giving birth.

CAT RANTS! By Professor Edwin J. Cattington (the Third, my good man!)

cute cat kitten jpeg jpg kitty pics pix feline furry friend cuteness!

Greetings, humans!!! I, Professor Edwin J. Cattington, leading expert in humanology, have taken to the digital realm in order to share my insights and observations into your... peculiar species. Given that my life's ambition is to murder a human an infant by sitting on its face while it sleeps (a goal I share with all my kind, btw) be warned--I shall pull no punches!

*If five years ago someone had told you that one of the biggest political controversies in the US would be the "birther movement," would you have had any idea what they were talking about?

*Kanye West should interrupt Leslie Nielsen's funeral to be like, "Hey, Ron Santo died this week, too!"

*90% of domestic abuse happens on Cyber Monday. Seriously!

*If all the nations of the world had to pick one nation to kill the founder of Wikileaks, they'd obviously pick Russia. Putin would skip over framing him for a sex crime and go right to uranium-tipped umbrella poking.

*Lady Gaga can't be this generation's Madonna. Madonna was hot.

*Is anyone else bothered by the Jewfro that one sheriff on The Walking Dead has? Is that not distracting? How is that character not named Eli?

*The World Cup in Qatar is like having the World Cricket Championship on top of a mountain in West Virginia.

*David Pogue is one of those random people who it's going to really upsetting when he dies.

*A new Tron movie could only have been made after everyone collectively forgot how shitty Tron was.

*Reading the trending searches on Yahoo! Buzz is like staring into the brain of a really, really stupid person.

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Fresh pull from a water birth... This ain't no cat blog, bitches.

Syl Johnson

Remember when I mentioned this (scroll down to 12/3) several weeks ago? Well now it's here.

Syl Johnson w/ The Sweet Divines at Southpaw on Friday 12/3.



It sounds like maybe he doesn't go on until midnight, and otherwise it's 60's soul night up to that point. And it's $15. I don't know, it's not ideal, but I still want to check it out, so let me know if any of the rest of you are interested. I will be arriving in BK early Friday evening.

In Related News

This is exactly like the end of Metroid.

RIP Irving Kershner

The Force will be with you... always.

From blog to kitchen...

As previously mentioned, in addition to the usual turkey, apple pie and autumnal sides, we decided to add a little cake to our Thanksgiving this year.

[Ideal] & [Actual]

Assembled by my dad - despite universal doubts, and with an exuberance that led to an unintentional doubling of the number of marshmallows - it actually tasted pretty good. So much so that almost everyone had a slice for breakfast the next morning.

[sorry haters- yum!]

Then on the drive home, I found two more foods to be thankful for...

Eating a potato chip that tastes EXACTLY like a juicy pork rib is a testament to the very best applied science (post-Wright bros) has to offer. Anything is possible!