Monday, August 27, 2012

Friday, August 17, 2012

Return of Joyce

Years later, you still can't touch the original. BROKEN!


Blinded Emails Return

Guess who wrote these missives from the past...


10/1/00


Oh what. 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the medical examiners .
. .
According to the IMDB, there is an original version of Nightwatch. The
Danish version, 1994, made by the same guy. I can't begin to imagine.
Another tidbit from the IMDB:
The broken girl who played the hooker has the following movies on her
resume:
Children of the Corn 666. The Haunting. Mimic. Mr. Murder. Death of a
Cheerleader. The Pornographer. Reform School Girl. 
And inexplicably . . . her debut came in Kindergarten Cop.
There is no doubt left, she is a professional broken bitch.


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2/13/01

some guy just came into 
cafe 212 
and said to 
his friend: 
"awesome sushi!, we need to 
get it"
then he told the lady behind
the counter i stole an apple 
when i didn't.

i have so much desire to pound on his face.

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5/6/01

I dream of Africa.  And i hate it.

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*Special bonus item: Guess the sender and the replier*

3/27/01

EMAIL:
Guys, I want to apologize for being a complete ass this morning. 
Sorry to have caused so many problems.  I have no excuse, I just slept
through. I'm sure you'll come up with some way to get back at me.

REPLY:
that would be the clock, the yellow door, the paint on the carpet,the lack of television, the time i ate your bacon, and once when i sneezed on leeann.


Sunday, August 12, 2012

let's go!



anyone up for sharon jones + the dap kings / antibalas
free show in williamsburg park!!
saturday the 18th



Friday, August 10, 2012

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Saturday, bitches.




Lyle Lovett, Prospect Park, 730. Who's in? Who still reads this blog?